Dr. Sicko left this pizza in the fridge too long* and it's MUTATED! Craving a late night snack he opened the fridge as GREAZOID leapt from the shelf. Thankfully, he had his trusty SHOERAY on him. Now GREAZOID is your problem.
*Gary's fault, of course.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Dr. Sicko left this pizza in the fridge too long* and it's MUTATED! Craving a late night snack he opened the fridge as GREAZOID leapt from the shelf. Thankfully, he had his trusty SHOERAY on him. Now GREAZOID is your problem.
*Gary's fault, of course.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!